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Bhai-logy lesson

Post  shirly on Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:26 pm

Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore?
A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.

Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.

Q: What do u call a Bhai who wants to make a U-turn?
A: Ke belakang-pu Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer?
A: Jasbir Singh

Q: What is the study of young bhais?
A: Microbhailogy.

Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy?
A: Bohcheng Kaur

Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a Cantonese criminal gang?
A: Tai Kaur

Q: Where to find a Bhai doctor?
A: At Tantock Singh Hospital, S'pore.

Q: What do you call a Bhai who comes to visit you every three days?
A: Sarjit Singh (Sarjit in Hokkien means 3 days..)

Q: What do you call a Bhai who's lost?
A: Miss Sin! gh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives between Singapore and Kuantan?
A: Mer Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who's coming only tomorrow
A: Mahjit Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
A: Gin Singh!

Q: What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
A: Balance Singh

Q: What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
A: Bhaicycles

Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh undergo?
A: A bhaipass.

Q: What do you call a Sikh who is covetous?
A: Gian Singh




Just Passing Through
A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The

Owner comes out angrily shouting : Hey, do you know you are trespassing?

Sikh answered : No, I'm Jaspar Singh
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